Final Fantasy → “Alphabet Series X” → “Hey, Dad!”
Lyrics
Hey, Dad, I’ve been floating down the river To the place you retired to Away from the women who despise you I’ve been sad, ’cause all my friends resent me But I got a plan for a miracle! I’ll shit it out and put it on the table “Dear Son, should I be a proud one? I saw what you said on the telly You made your mother sound so silly How is my offspring so pretentious? Your art is lazy, trite and schlocky I should’ve sent you out for hockey.”
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